My new friend and roommate laughs when the instant coffee I’m gulping down spills down my neck, down my chest, and onto my dress.
“Did you forgot how to swallow pills?”
Well, in learning a language I forgot how to do many things.
Have you ever had your mind so preoccupied your body starts accumulating bruises, scratches, sprains.
So that your thoughts go: bruises, broyses, бройсес.
*pronounced as uyzvimost